im sorry i just i couldn’t sleep so i had to
dont look at me
So guys, there’s a text post going around about how this one person will write you a very short and bad fanfic in your ask box based on the last few things you’ve reblogged, and it’s got like 120,000sth notes.
GUESS WHAT. I AM BORED AND WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU. AND IT WILL ACTUALLY GET DONE BC THIS POST DOES NOT HAVE 828737473884848 NOTES. GO GO GO I AM WAITING
Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
this post makes me cry every single damn time
I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”
I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”
[throws glitter at you]
come with me and you’ll be
in a world of pure cannibalization
take a look and you’ll see
into will graham’s imagination
if you want to view his design
there is no life i know
to compare with pure fannibalization
friday night NBC 10PM E.S.T
hannibal on your t.v.